I'm not stupid enough to enjoy playing soldiers.

  1. irlaskannieleonhardt said: "Hold on to me." ((You RP a military police character. This means you must be awesome!))

    dennistheschoolgirl:

    irlaskannieleonhardt:

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    dennistheschoolgirl:

    Dennis held onto the teenage girl tightly. “What happened?” (( Thank you. Thank You))

    Annie collapsed against her squad leader’s chest. “M’head feelths funny…” she slurred. Earlier that evening, Hitch had finally managed to convince Annie to go out drinking with her. Unfortunately for Annie, the other girl ditched her as soon as the opportunity to leave with an attractive male presented itself. Annie had never been a big drinker and had no idea what her limits were.

    "Oh boy, I remember my first drink. One one was there for me so I ended up falling into the well and humiliating myself."He proceeded to carry his cadet like a child."But I won’t let that happen to you!"((Sorry for the late reply.)) 

    Annie wrapped her arms around her squad leader’s neck to help steady herself. Everything felt like it was spinning but when she buried her face against his neck, it felt better. “M’not drunk,” she murmured against his skin. “Hitch did it…”

    "Of course. For me it was a man named Dionysus. Curse you Dionysus.”

    "That bitch Hitch ditched me for some guy. And he wasn’t even that cute." Annie fell into a fit of giggles when she realized all the rhyming words she had used. It was way funnier to her than it should have been.

    She started nuzzling against Dennis’s neck, not caring at all if it was weird or completely inappropriate to be doing to her boss. Apparently she was a snuggly drunk. “Let’s party some more. You and me. C’mon it’ll be fun!”

  2. My heart is so broken that my assassin’s creed muse refuses to come back to me. How does one deal with this?

  3. Asdfghjkl I have 900 followers!

    You guys are all fabulous! :3

  4. Spoils of the Baby the Stars Shine Bright opening in NY :3

    Hairbows are Baby and the dress is Putumayo.

    • Arthur: Noiz and his bunnies, I mean, what is that? Do you ever get the sense he probably [definitely] went all Mice & Men on the rabbit?
    • Erica: I feel like there was more than one rabbit. He went through a *lot* of rabbits.
    • Arthur: Goddamnit, BUNNIES FEEL PAIN, Noiz! And that's why we never talk about the pet rabbit. Ever.
    • Erica: There's a good reason he's only allowed robot bunnies now ...
  5. Nagisa and Rei are fucking nerds

    Rei is i-am-iggys-unfortunate-eyebrows / ask-irl-jeankirschstein

  6. ask-irl-jeankirschstein slept over and jeanmarco shenanigans ensued including tipsy martini Marco and cuddles with the survey corps kitty.

  7. oozingsurprise:

    What an underrated nerd.

    (via notgotahorseface)

  8. madsmikkelsennews:

Mads Mikkelsen to appear at Monster-Mania Con http://mads-mikkelsen.net/2014/07/18/mads-mikkelsen-to-appear-at-monster-mania-con/
Mads Mikkelsen will be a guest at the Horror Convention Monster-Mania in Cherry Hill, NJ on August 15-1. According to their Facebook page, Mads will be there the whole 3 days of the convention.

    madsmikkelsennews:

    Mads Mikkelsen to appear at Monster-Mania Con http://mads-mikkelsen.net/2014/07/18/mads-mikkelsen-to-appear-at-monster-mania-con/

    monstermania

    Mads Mikkelsen will be a guest at the Horror Convention Monster-Mania in Cherry Hill, NJ on August 15-1. According to their Facebook page, Mads will be there the whole 3 days of the convention.

  9. Well I was going to write replies but now I’m too busy flipping out over MEETING MADS MIKKELSON IN AUGUST